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March 01 2016

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February 29 2016

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“I don’t draw boring portraits anymore” I tell myself as I occasionally put in a blurred background


i made them smol

for some reason


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Witch Beatrice Patreon reward sketch by @baruyon!

February 28 2016

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January 19 2016

Hey just a heads up


Feb 1st is coming up soon, and for the RoosterTeeth and the RT community it is a really sad and somber day, since it will mark 1 year since Monty Oum’s passing. (for those unaware, Monty was an animator and created content for RvB and was the creator behind RWBY and Dead Fantasy)

Please support Rooster teeth both their community during Feb 1st as well as be respectful of what happened and how important Monty was to everyone. Because it hit them hard and unexpectedly as they lost Monty Oum who was a large part of the community and staff, as well as a husband. He changed peoples lives and there are lots of people, staff and community who will remember what Feb 1st meant.




god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

As a dad i approve of this

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January 14 2016


when you remember you have leftovers from a restaurant


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Here’s a very Ornstein-y January wallpaper for $10+ Patreon supporters, drawn by the wonderful @harimoh! You can check out the Lordran and Beyond comic right here, and visit the Patreon to support the artists!

January 10 2016

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Firelink Shrine.

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“Their final hunt: The Giant Eastern Landfish” [30min speedpaint]

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Ended up drawing this because I misread a post on /u/, oops

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anonymous asked: Wiess buys ruby a cookie factory for valentines day

You can’t get married at 15, silly.

January 08 2016


Talk fantasy prosthetics to me.

An elf maiden dances on feet of living wood sung into shape, planted in soil and watered when she takes them off. Every year she plants the old ones and sings a new pair. (Incidentally, the pair of peach saplings from three years ago have produced an excellent crop- She makes preserves from them, and despite the inevitable jokes about “toe-jam”, they are appreciated.)

A dwarf king has a metal fist, all tiny gears and fine wires, kept wound by a mischievous mine-spirit bound to the spring as punishment- the more it struggles, the tighter the spring. 

An orc chieftaness is regularly asked for the story of how she earned the name Wyrmthrottler- she boasts of how she strangled the dragon that ate her arm, and had her shaman make a new arm from its bones, with its fangs as the fingers.

A necromancer simply re-attached his old leg bones- Sacrificing a few mice each day keeps it going.

A pirate captain lost her arm to a shark attack: a passing selkie saved her, and gave her tattoos of kraken blood. Now she has an arm made of salt-water, that grows and wanes with the tides, and swings a cutlass as well as the original. (She doesn’t sail as far these days though: she doesn’t want her wife to worry.)

A wandering swordsman was broken at the waist- his ancestral armour allows him to walk again, as long as he keeps it polished, and burns incense to the ancestors regularly.

A high priestess has an eye made from a crystal ball- to predict the future, all she has to do is wink.

A bard was struck deaf by illness- he struck a deal with the god of music. Now he wears hearing-trumpets made from his old pipes, and dedicates his every song to the god of music- the better he plays, the better his hearing. (It is said his music could make statues weep, and he can hear a mouse fart at 60 paces.)

A princess has the arm of a golem, enchanted clay with mystic words carved in- her music tutor despairs of how her harp playing has become even worse, but her calligraphy tutor is ecstatic over her handwriting.

A goblin pickpocket has an arm made of whatever he steals- no-one feels his fingers, and even if they did, they couldn’t find their possessions amongst all the rest.  

A witch has eyes made from shadow and starlight, given to her in a game with a demon. Nobody dares to ask what she wagered- they aren’t even sure she won.

A warg was born deaf and blind- his people learned of his power when the nearest birds started staring at them, and dogs pricked up their ears as he walked past.

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